Junk Vouchers
At last, the currency you have been waiting all your life for is here;
JUNK VOUCHERS.
They are available in a range of snazzy designs, for any value of your choice, with no expiry date.
Junk Vouchers have the following uses:
- Exchange them for retro, kitsch, modernist, and frankly funky junk in Junk Deluxe
- Fulfill all of your latent antique, bygone and old-fashioned desires by spending them in R G Scott Furniture Mart
- Dress naked maidens in vintage clothing and accessories from the 30's to 80's in 20th Century Frocks
- Unleash the suppressed country gent, hidden deep within any chav, townie or general oik, by exchanging your Junk Voucher for some dashing threads in Man about Margate.
Before you rush off to cash in your gold stocks, please note that this wonderful commodity is available solely from Junk Deluxe.